Don't you just hate it when...

• You serve yourself a bowl of cereal & it's as you put the first spoonful in your mouth you realize that the milk tastes funky ::Bleh::
• You are driving (above the speed limit of course) and ALL OF A SUDDEN what do you see a few yards away? A COP CAR parked on the side of the road & you say to yourself "Oh SH%T I'm going to get pulled over" (It's your lucky day though because Mr.Officer has his head down because he is writing a report for the poor individual he pulled over a few minutes ago)
• The radio is playing a song you LOVE and right in the middle of the song the radio stations DJ decides to create a REMIX and ::POOF:: now you are listening to Keshas TIK TOK "Pedicures on my Toes Toes"
• You are rushing to work and realize you forgot something important (i.e cell phone, your lunch, to put on earrings, deodorant or your pants)
• You realize that it's someones birthday ... 5 days late
• Your drivers side window randomly decides not to work at a drive thru and you become THAT person who has to open the door to place an order
• You've gained a little weight so your pants fit a little tighter than usual and when you remove your pants that have been creating muffin top and you have what I call PANTY BURN!
• When surprisingly enough cable TV is playing a few movies or shows that you like. During your constant hitting of "LAST / Previous" button you get side tracked and start channel surfing and you forget what channel/s you were watching. This also applies to a scenario when you are catching up on rerun episodes of The Real World, Knocked Up is playing on E!, an episode of Intervention you missed is on & The Fifth Element is playing on some random Sci Fi channel - very easy to lose track. ACTUALLY whats worse is when you were into a program and you changed channels during commercials and you get sucked into another program and half an hour goes by and you realize you totally forgot about the other program...NOW how will you know who HE gave a rose to?
• When you walk into a space (i.e Elevator) and it smells ROTTEN...but with your luck a stranger walks into this space MAKES A FACE & you find yourself being embarrassed because they probably think the cause of the rotten smell is YOU
• It's raining outside and the bottom of your pants soak up water and you have to walk around with SOGGY PANTS!
• It's Saturday morning and you wake up in a panic thinking you are running late to work
• Your friends decide to look at pictures from a CRAZY NIGHT of partying on a BIG 56' TV. MIND you the only thing crazy about that night is YOU with your drunken hair, running make up & drunken facial expressions that would scare adolescent children!