Is it just me?

Every year there are the HOT TOYS that every kid and their want!

In my day (being 1982 - 1992) The IT toys I owned and my mom made sure to get me were:

Anything Barbie, The Susie Scribble Doll, Cabbage Patch dolls, Rainbow Brite stuff, My Little Pony, Wuzzies, Heman and Shera, Gem....I can go on and on.

I had a younger brother and witnessed the Power Ranger, Ninja Turtle and Barney Craze. I even slightly witnessed the whole ELMO craziness.

If you don't have kids or are around kids you probably don't know much about whats IN.

Well feast your eyes on this YR's TOP Toys

NOW OBSERVE .... and allow this THING to register in your brain

NOW is it just me or does this toy have some DSL's?

Maybe I am a perv but seriously this toy looks like its ready for a GOOD OL' Time

The DASH Sistas

I find it interesting how there are certain celebrities who have become famous just for being famous.

With that being said I would trade places any day with any of the Kardashian girls ... well maybe not Kourtney because I wouldn't be able to deal with DUMBASS SCOTT!

I love all three sisters and if I could be morphed into a DASH girl I would like the following:

Kourtneys Face - Kims Body - Khloes personality

If I can't get any of the above can I at least get their hair....or paycheck?

The Day AFTER I STUFFED MY FACE Day

So today is the day after Thanksgiving and I am at work ::Waaaaaaaa::

I had an early start to my day. I have been up since 3 am and I am on 2 hours of sleep! Meaning in a few hours I am going to be a complete JOY!

I have been up since 3 to join in on the BLACK FRIDAY madness.

I was a girl on a mission!

**These Target commercials are the funniest commercials I have seen in a long time***

On my LIST of must gets was a 5pc luggage set on sale from $180 to $38.88 at JC PENNY! It's not like Faaaaaaan-cy but dude $38.88 for a 5 piece luggage set....c'mon it was a steal. I also went to accompany a co-worker of mine who given the MALL's location wanted a partner in crime. See Cutler Ridge Southland Mall is not in the bestest neighborhood. Lets just say

"Hide ya kids, Hide ya wife & Hide ya husbands because they jacking everyone in C.R"

But the memories I have of Old Cutler ridge Mall. She was home to Burdines, Mervins, those play areas that were just sunken carpet sections, the arcade that smelled of feet, crayons and popcorn.

So I am here dreading work.....I have a TON of work but DUDE it's the day after thanksgiving, I am on 2 hours of sleep and all I can think about is we leave early and I want to go back to the mall.

It's the pits man!

BUT I mean on the bright side I leave work at 3, I have a girls movie night, and I have some free time on my hands this weekend to accomplish a bunch of stuff (clean, blog, organize, & DO WHAT I WANT)

Horse Mouth or WAHHH

This year I had NO INTENTIONS of dressing up , but last minute some close friends of mine sent out an EVITE (Monday to be exact) saying that in 5 days they were throwing a Halloween Costume Party!

YOU BET that Excitement kicked in but shortly after I was hit with PANIC!

5 days to put together a costume!?!?

HOLY MOTHER!

You see I am a planner. Especially when it comes to costumes and dressing up. I hate doing things last minute. I didn't want to HALF ass a costume. I mean I came up with some pretty cool ideas but still they were lame and BORING when I really thought about it. I also know that when things are left for last minute you end up paying whatever $$$ to have a somewhat COOL ORIGINAL costume.

I made a trip last night to Walmart which was unsuccessful :(

THEN the stars aligned for me this morning and I made a trip to Party City first thing this morning. THEY OPENED at 8:30 today! THANK GOODNESS!

There were only 3 people in the store. I had all the associates in the store help me (maybe its because I am showing off some cleavage? Who knows)

ANYWAY so we roamed the aisles and the associates were very willing to climb ladders and agree with all my COSTUME ideas

And I have narrowed it down to the following:

HORSE MOUTH Hannah Montana

OR

Snooki "Waaaaaaah!"

I do a good impression of both so either way it should be funny!

Happy Halloween

SUCKA'SSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Gotta Love Sunday Night Football

So as my previous post mentioned I was going to the Dolphin VS Jets Game.

Well my friend Mikey flew down to Miami just for the game and to hang out with his amazing friends.
If you have 15 minutes watch what he put together.

BEFORE YOU WATCH

Yes I was the drunkest one there .... are we surprised?

ENJOY :)

Tailgate 2010 from Mike Mendizabal on Vimeo.

DOLPHINS!

The

Miami Dolphins

that is!

So this Sunday Miami Plays the Jets ::barf::

If you don't know this is a huge game....

1- Miami is 2-0 ::WOOHOO SHOW YOUR ... ::

2- Jets are our biggest rivals

3- Jason Taylor my EX BF left the Doplhins to go the Jets. Talk about a BIG TIME WTF!!!!

I am extremely excited because one I Heart football and I will be at the game! That's right BABY!!! Me and 20 of my closest amigos are doing it BIG! We will be tailgating for about 4-5 hours (grilling burgers, drinking BEER, playing some SURVIVAL Flip Cup) Gonna be a GREAT time! I even asked for the next day off because I know I will probably drink too much, yell too much and not get much sleep since the game will probably end around midnight.

"I am very exciteeeeeeeee!"

2:23 AM

Why the freak am I still
Up? I have been laying in bed since 11:something!
Fridays usually hit me like a ton of bricks and by 10 my eyes start closing like a womens legs after ::insert punch line here::
Its late my creative juice is on E!
I hate nights like this because you think of everything you tell yourself NOT to think about!
Maybe I should take this time and pray and give thanks...or do a few crunches (i need it) But noooooo!

Ohhhhh before I forget I got promoted at work!!!! Woooo hoooo for me!!! Happy Hour anyone?
So yeah I have been working 50-60 hrs a week plus going to school Mon -Thurs. Its been a tinnnnssssyyy winnnnnsy bit crazy!

::yawn:: let me try and take my crazy ass to sleep!

Boo-ya-ka! Keeping it realz yo!
"dont judge me" ;)

Facebook Deactivation

What is a girl to do?

I deactivated my facebook!

Yes that is correct. I found myself logging in at least 10 times a day at work!!!

Not only is it jeopardizing my employment but I just found it useless.

SO hopefully now with my spare time I can blog more :) and utilize twitter!

What is it about ... MAN Scents

AND I am talking about the good kind. Not the gross farts, or that horrid smell when they have been playing out in the sun too long with all their smelly friends ::BARF::

Even though I do find some outdoor manly smells to be sexy.

Example...the smell of grass after they have mowed the lawn how it sticks to their clothes or the smell of TOOLS (like metal or wood) Give me a break it's the best I can do to describe the smell of TOOLS!

::FYI I tried to find a picture online of some hot guy cutting the grass or working on a car but the most HOMO pictures came up...so VISUALIZE for yourself::

BUT The MAN SCENTS I am referring to are the YUMMY SCENTS. I am talking about the way a man smells wearing the cologne...the eau de toilette! Nothing is more yummy than how the lingers on his neck and the inside collar of his shirt...oh and the chest! Which is where if you place your head and nose right in the center you will be engulfed by MANLY SCENT sweetness!

OR even the scent of a good smelling deodorant! NO LIE if my man has the right deodorant and he wraps his arms around me and being that I am short I am in PIT Zone automatically well again if the scent is just right it makes me want to just stick my nose between those pits and take a whiff! I know it sounds gross but seriously so not gross.

I just LOVE LOVE LURVEEEEEEE "MANLY SCENT'S"

So what is it about those manly scents?

If I had the option I would buy Cool Water scented candles and plug ins!

Is it the scent itself that is made with science to make a girls panties drop? Or is it a memory or an affiliation that triggers me to love men scents so much.

Whatever it is .... All I can say about a good smelling man is Mmm.Mmm.Mmmm Hot Diggity DAM!

AND CHILD don't let me start on how much I love the way the back of a mans neck smells right after he gets out of the shower and has used his Old Spice or Irish Springs body wash! I mean a man smells nice and all when he uses my Sweet Pea Bath and Body works stuff but lather on that Old Spice body wash BABY!

You know whats the best though when this LOVELY aroma AKA Man Scent is left behind on your clothes...or if you keep one of his t-shirts (in a non stalker way...Haaaa-low!)

Nothing is sweeter than walking around in his tshirt smelling HIM

Makes me think what do you think Justin Bieber wears? Axe Body Spray or the Usher cologne? I don't know I would cover him up in Violetas Francecas Baby Cologne! IF YOU are reading this and don't know what that is....then you are obviously not LATIN or don't live in "Hialeah's the most beautiful cities in Miami".

I demand if you don't know wassup with the Violetas Google it!

So do you have an answer as to what is it about .... ?

Stay Tuned

Helllll-low daaaa-re!
So FYI I will Soon be posting my "What is it with" blog segments!!!
Looks like in the upcoming weeks Things will be changing meaning I will be blogging!!!!

Hi ... remember me?

Listening to: Beyonce "Sasha Fierce" Disk 1 (the slow sappy one)
Currently: Blogging
What was I doing: An hour ago .... Cleaning like a maniac since I haven't really been home , hence the non blogging

So whats up guys?

As for me...believe it or not...nothing too exciting.

Since my last post about my birthday I have just layed low

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A few highlights to fill you in on since I've been M.I.A:

- I went to NYC where I had a SATC Girls weekend. It was so cool. It was a nice chill weekend. Great food, great company, and overall a great escape from Miami.

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- I have been to the movies just about every weekend (saw Karate Kid & honestly way better than I thought...Not only did I see it in the theatre but I will rent it when it comes out - enough said!)

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-I have been eating tons of sweets which is so not cute for my bikini body. My MALE friend has a bigger sweet tooth than me which is good & bad. GOOD because I don't feel like a total fat ass for having cupcakes and ice cream. BAD because if I get a late night 12 a.m craving he won't stop me which is possibly why I have gained like what feels like 10 lbs since April not the case but it feels like it

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- I went to visit my older brother up in Melbourne, Florida with my dad for Fathers Day, Got to see my nieces and nephew and boy do I feel like I miss so much with them living far away. This trip made me realize how much I miss them. They are so big. They truly are my hearts. I can't imagine what it will feel like the day I have my own children!

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- I have been seeing/dating someone. Which is the reference to MALE friend above. Well he & I have been hanging out A LOT. He makes me feel special and overall its REALLY NICE . He makes me :) & I am happy so I will keep you posted on where this leads!

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Que mas......well this weekend I am getting away and heading to Ft.Myers with some of the crew. Should be lots of fun. Escapes are always good.

My intentions are to BLOG regularly and I know I have made those promises before BUT I plan on following through!

Made in the 80's

I turned the BIG 2-8 during my absence from blogging.

I was brought into this world on May 11,1982.... literally this day a *STAR* was born :)

I was made in the 80's baby and celebrated my birthday in an 80's kind of way!

Skating + Liquor + Amazing friends dressing in their best 80's gear =

Pure Awesomeness!

::I came out with a busted lip and bruises everywhere to prove it!::

This Birthday Celebration was hands down one of the funnest

I came up with the idea to have an 80's Skate BDAY Jam and NOT FOR NOTHING but it was a genius idea on my part. I also decided to make it a joint celebration with one of my bestest buddies Duy since our BDAYS are only 6 days apart!

Heads up....the pics do no justice for how AWESOME the night was :)

BELOW are the BIRTHDAY People

Yours Truly & Duy

That's right I am a F'ing LADY

I Soooo HEART Fridays

Haaaaaa-lowwwwwwwwww People! I have been missing I know, I know! I am a terrible blogger!

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"Fridays"

Are just amazing aren't they?

Something about Fridays but you can feel it in the air.

I know for a fact that I am exuding HAPPINESS :)

On Fridays everyone says good morning with a genuine smile

People have a natural pep in their step on Fridays!

At work on Fridays my coworkers are humming tunes, laughing, & they are not stingy or greedy.

They bring loafs of Cuban bread and pastelitos to help with the diet!

{ Proof of the CUBAN BREAD ... Too bad no one likes the BUTT }

Friday is to me what Justin Bieber is to a 12 yr old girl!!!!

Hands in the air!

Screaming!

Throwing panties!

Yelling out...

"I lovvvvvve You Friday!!!!!!"

I am ALIVE

SO I was reminded today that I haven't blogged since April 16th - thats 10 days!
I have no valid excuse as to why I haven't been blogging.
TO be honest I have soooooo much to blog about. I have been just been really busy or really lazy the days I am not busy.

The last 10 days have consisted of blog-a-versary celebrations, happy hours on Sunset and happy hours by the ocean, GIRL confessions, bachelorette parties, bridal showers, failed work out attempts which led to more GIRL confessions, a new FRIEND, spring semester ended which leaves me with 2 weeks school free & hanging out with the new FRIEND.

I promise I will post my upcoming events...like this Saturday I have The Brew @ the Zoo which I am really excited about.

Now its HONESTY time.
Any moment I am not busy doing something I can't help but think about how life has changed from a year ago.
BUZZ KILL I know but this Sunday is "what would" have been a momentous anniversary. :*(
Luckily I have plans to have lunch with my momma dukes and aunts. Which I am really looking forward to since I haven't seen my mom since February! NUTS but it is what it is!

On a brighter note I am beyond excited for my NY trip with my ladies in May....NYC BALLS here I come...LOL



Hope you all have a great day and I PINKY PROMISE I will post something more interesting this week....like some PETER PECKER pictures from the bachelorette party I went to :)

Morning Phone Call

I have just pushed the snooze button and am looking forward to my additional 9 minutes of sleep when my phone rings. It's 7:12 am! Who and why is someone calling me so early? I look at the screen and a picture of my dad appears.

First thought "something happened" then a split second later I thought "What does he want now?".

I know that's f'd up but you know that you have certain people who only call to complain or because they want something? Well my dad can sometimes fall under that category.

So I answer the phone and my dad asks if I was sleeping. I obviously answer with a lie "No I was just about to jump in the shower". Why do I have to lie? Because I should be up and already out of the shower AND I didn't want to make him feel bad for waking me up. The conversation goes into the typical "Que me cuentas? Que ay de nuevo?" [TRANSLATION: Tell me something...whats new?]

What caught me off guard is when my dad says to me "Sorry I didn't call you yesterday but I got busy, was stuck in traffic, when I got home it was dark, I ate and I just wanted you to know I didn't forget about you."

Talk about a total AWWWWWWWWWW moment!

I felt like shit after that because there I was when the phone was first ringing thinking "What does this man want?"

My dad may never know but that made my day :)

PASSWORD'S

When I was younger I had passwords that ranged from the name of boys I had crushes on to random things like Cool Tools82, Talons68, Chicken Moo11 and so on. I made sure no one would ever figure out my passwords!

My passwords now are a little more sophisticated.

Now I have about 10 or so different passwords. They get more and more complicated!

* CAPS, non caps, symbols, numbers*

Whats next? Will I have to write on the keyboard upside down or lick the screen for DNA verification?

WHAT I do know is what NOT to use as passwords at work.

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~You think you know but you have no idea....True story~

A few years ago with my old employer I was out sick for a few days and I get a call from my manager.

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It went something like this

Phone ringing

"Do you think your better off alone.....do you think your better off alone?"

[THIS WAS MY RING TONE AT THE TIME]

Mady: ::Cough cough:: Hello

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Manager: HI Madelyn , I am sorry to bother you I know you are sick but we are all locked out of the system and we need you user name and password in order to access the site

{PAUSE}

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Mady: OK...let me see if I remember it (An attempt to stall bc I knew my password very well)

{PAUSE}

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Mady: My user name is Mady123

{PAUSE}

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Mady: And my password is

{PAUSE}

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Mady: I....H...A...T...E...M...Y...J...O...B...69

{CRINGE}

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--MADY TO SELF: "Holy F BOMB!!!"

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Manager: Ok lets give it a minute

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--MADY TO SELF: "OH YESSSSSSS! They didn't catch on to what those letters spell...sweet

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Manager: Repeat the password so I can write it down in case we need it again

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MADY TO SELF: "Faaaaaaaaack!"

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Manager: You know what never mind we are in won't be needing your info anymore. Feel better and you are the best employee in the company :)

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TRUE story people...ok I made up the part about my manager saying I was the best employee in the company, but I know he was thinking it!

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SO word of advice when creating passwords

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Stick to things like:

Unicorn123

GODisGreat48

Blessed444

I_Love_My_Job

Employed4Lyfe

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And stay away from things like:

iIhateMYjob69

GoldenShowers69

TossMySalad

F*ck_My_Boss

Screwed4Lyfe

A random POST is in order

Since yesterday I have been trying to finish this awesome post BUT I have some audio I want to include with it an its not working!!!

UGHHHHHHHHHHH - Ayyyyyyyyyyyy! So frustrated about not being able to post yesterday or today .... it's funny as hell too BUT it needs the AUDIO!



Anyway today I am excited because we are half way there people...to FRIDAY!
It's been a hell of a week...literally!
It doesn't help that Miami's weather is acting all WIGGITY WIGGITY WACK!
On some days, normally weekdays between 8-5 the weather is GORGEOUS.
Then on weekends Mother Nature likes to play Peek A Boo with the sun. Its so bad that I feel like I need to have my bikini in my bag so that when the sun is out I can take advantage and tan.

SO far this week , Monday's weather sucked big monkey balls and yesterday it was nice during the day and when I got out of work and went to go workout it rained and then got super COOL...like wear a sweater cool! WTH!?!?




MIAMI please give me a day filled with sun and extreme UV RAYS --->>>



On a super brighter note....since I have not been alone with having a crappy week my friends and I have organized a Mid Week Happy Hour! YEYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Alcohol is needed in my system now in order to get through Thursday and Friday!

Story behind the picture

Gerber Daisies

striking a pose for me 4*10*10

@ Burrs Berries 50 yr Celebration Strawberry festival

Gorgeous day with my best lady friends & Matt----thewwww!

::Hey METEOROLOGIST get with it! Your shitty weather forecast WAS WRONG!!!::

On this day I witnessed what TRUE ROMANTIC "Make you want to vomit" LOVE looks like at the age of 80!

I also saw some people who have possums as pets (they had their own little carriage & leashes) TOTALLY GAAA-ROSSSS

You're either in or Your'e OUT!

"I've had many people walk into my life and made it great. I've also had many people walk out of my life and made it freaking fantastic!!!"

A friend of mine posted that as his status update on facebook and it got me thinking.....

Even though there have been people who have walked out of my life and left me with a broken heart it was and has been the best thing to ever happen to me. With every heartbreak I feel like amazing things have happened. Not that it hasn't been tough but I feel like I know who Madelyn is. In the end as much as it all hurts I learned to appreciate myself and really value the person that I am. As much as I hate what certain persons have done to me and I don't understand the whole "Everything happens for a reason" saying it remains engraved in my head because I KNOW one day I will get it...and though these lessons are grueling I am slowly starting to get it...I think!

No Pain No Gain I suppose.

So a big F' You to the A'Holes who have caused me pain but with my F'You also THANK YOU for doing me the favor of walking out because now I have the opportunity to find REAL LOVE and be truly happy :)

I will close out this blogging session with a SONG......

I cheated with a Colombian Wiener!

Yes you heard me I CHEATED with a big COLOMBIAN WIENER!!!!

Now for you sicko-s out there thinking with the wrong head....the kind of wiener I am referring to is a

::Insert New York accent here::

Hwwwwwat Dwaaaaaaag!

So how was I cheating?

My friends & I have been working on our fitness and watching what we eat to prepare our Beach Bodies that have gone into hiding...Like Osama Bin Laden hiding!

My motivation for searching for this long lost BEACH BOD occurred was while looking at some pics from my trip to the Water Rapids.

HOLY F' BOMB! WHAT a wake up call!

I was like "Girlfriend! That relaxed muscle situation you got going in the abdomen is not cute...you be looking 4 months pregnant with twins!"

SO I have been working out pretty hardcore and eating right all week.

FYI & prob a lil TMI but my legs and thighs hurt so much that I rethink having to go pee to avoid doing anything that may resemble a squat position!

Now enough about that...

Allow me to introduce you to the Colombian Wiener that stole my heart

"Yellow Dog"

::provolone cheese, ketchup, mayo, mustard, pineapple sauce, their homemade sauce and crushed potato chips::

This marvelous Wiener is all thanks to the Yellow Submarine food truck

Food trucks have become the "IT" thing in Miami now FYI

You will find me posing with my Wiener/Lover for the night & yes a Diet Coke...it helps fight the fat....DUHHHHH!?!?!?!?!

Large Dosage Needed

I consider myself to be one hell of a fighter.

I have that "POSITIVE" attitude and I always have a good quote & analogies that would blow your mind...I impress myself sometimes

The past year has been by far the roughest year of my life! It has been so extreme - from the highest highs to the lowest lows.

CRAZY how quickly things change.

::So word of advise ::

Don't take things for granted because they can change so fast!

During my ROUGH times yeah I have handled things well and have kept it together for the most part because I have learned that if I make myself out to be the VICTIM I will be one.

When everyone would expect me to be a broken mess I have surprised and impressed them with my ability to move on and stay positive but in reality the girl with the big smile all the time ... has some not so happy - lonely times.

Don't get me wrong - I am good...not suicidal or anything I just I feel really lonely.

WHY WOULD I SAY THAT? I know that sounds insane considering that my entourage always consists of 7 plus people & yes I am aware that I am lucky and I am so extremely fortunate to have the friends that I have. They literally helped SAVE a lost and broken girl when she got caught in the strong currents of life and felt like she was being taken under.

I know I know...Boo Freaking Hooo "Cry me a RIVER" STFU but people don't understand that being happy go lucky is a lot of work.

It definitely takes a heck load of

Why???

Well because on days that all I want to do is cry and have my own PITY PARTY I have to put on my armor & smile to face the world.

I know no ones asks me to be this way but who would want to be around me if I were the Party Pooper all the time? Besides I prefer to be this way than a downer.

::On my knees with hands clasped together::

God,

Hi it's Madelyn...sorry for the constant bothering lately but I need your help in more ways than one. Tonight I will keep it simple. Can you do me a favor...call Walgreens and let them know I need a refill on that heavy duty stuff STR-ENGTH and to up the dosage please? I really need it right now. Thanks...you know I love you and I'll be with your Home Boy Pastor Pedro on Saturday...SO I guess we will be talking...G'night - Amen"

Water Rapids

This past weekend I had lots of "Fun in the SUN" to say the least

Saturday my peeps & I met up for breakfast at Lots of Lox in which we grubbed on omelette's, bagels, banana nut pancakes, coffee...the works or maybe it was just me that was a total fat-assy and grubbed!

I had to make sure to be fueled for our trip up to West Palm Beach

So.............
We got our CARAVAN in gear and did the 1hr 40 minute drive and arrived to our destination

Our reason for the outing was to celebrate this beautiful ladies birthday!

Feliz Cumpleano

We lub you

ZURI

A few things that must be said to RECAP our day:

FORCEPS - Catch Phrase - Hiiiiimmmmyyyyyyyyy - ATTACK of the Spermies - "So does this mean I have to hang out with you guys all day SOBER?" - You people -Green Tea Vodka to the rescue - Big Thunder "Yellow & Blue..Yellow & Blue!"

An AMAZINGGGGGGGGGG Day with Great People who I have the pleasure of calling MY FRIENDS!

{ We were being attacked by the Spermies }

My friends really are BAD ASS

I HEART THEM

KK.B

KK.B = Krispy Kreme Burger

I went, I ate, I conquered!

{I conquered HALF-Mrs.Boots & I split one BUT I SO could have eaten a whole one}

WHAT CAN I SAY ... I am a "Fattttt-Assssss-y!"

There will be a future post of all the other goodies I indulged in at the

Miami Dade County Youth Fair

"Be there the fair! It's All THERRREEEEEEE!"

Breakin'

Not much to say about this scene from one of my ALL time favorite movies
BREAKIN'

Total Bad-Ass-Ness!!!!

Funky Email

I get to work....do the usual

Make myself breakfast (Today it was grits & ham....actually super tasty!), greet my fellow co-workers with song & Check my emails - WHICH it was at that moment going over my emails that I was like

"What The Helicopter!!!!!"

I get random emails all the time but the heading of this particular one was Caaaaa-LASSIC

SUBJECT read:

16 Reasons you might smell

"FFFFFFFoooo-Peste!!!!"

{If you are Latino you know what that is = TRANSLATION: Phewww Stinky!}

I get emails daily from Prevention.com and its good stuff....was I a little turned off by the their interesting SUBJECT for their email maybe a little bit BC I would be embarrassed if someone were behind me and were to read that

They'd probably be like ... "Dam girl you stink or something!?"

Yesssssssss I went to the website to see the 16 reasons I MIGHT stink...BUT I don't but I still went anyway

*FYI* When you go to the website the TAB will read "Do you Smell?" which is even more embarrassing I think if a co-worker of mine decides to IDK lets say do something on my computer! So beeee-cuuuuur-ful!

If you is STANK-i-TY Stank Stank Check out the site...or if you are just curious

http://online.prevention.com/bodyodors/list/16.shtml

Hope you have a NICE smelling day :)

"Lions & Tigers & BEER Oh My!"

May 1,2010 can't come soon enough!

I am super excited about this event.

Animals, Beer, Friends, Beer, The Dan Band, Beer & more Beer

"Beeeeeeeeeeer!" ~ Wooooooooooo Hoooooooo!

I got Piz-aid today so looks like I will be purchasing my ticket...a little dilema though - I am debating whether to spend some extra dough on the VIP tickets.

VIP includes Unlimited Cerrrrr-veza & catered food!!!!!

SOUNDS like a Weeeeee-ner* to me!

If you are interested check out the website:

http://microapp.miaminewtimes.com/zoobrew/

I swear I think they should pay me because I have been advertising this event to everyone!