Breakin'

Not much to say about this scene from one of my ALL time favorite movies
BREAKIN'

Total Bad-Ass-Ness!!!!

Funky Email

I get to work....do the usual

Make myself breakfast (Today it was grits & ham....actually super tasty!), greet my fellow co-workers with song & Check my emails - WHICH it was at that moment going over my emails that I was like

"What The Helicopter!!!!!"

I get random emails all the time but the heading of this particular one was Caaaaa-LASSIC

SUBJECT read:

16 Reasons you might smell

"FFFFFFFoooo-Peste!!!!"

{If you are Latino you know what that is = TRANSLATION: Phewww Stinky!}

I get emails daily from Prevention.com and its good stuff....was I a little turned off by the their interesting SUBJECT for their email maybe a little bit BC I would be embarrassed if someone were behind me and were to read that

They'd probably be like ... "Dam girl you stink or something!?"

Yesssssssss I went to the website to see the 16 reasons I MIGHT stink...BUT I don't but I still went anyway

*FYI* When you go to the website the TAB will read "Do you Smell?" which is even more embarrassing I think if a co-worker of mine decides to IDK lets say do something on my computer! So beeee-cuuuuur-ful!

If you is STANK-i-TY Stank Stank Check out the site...or if you are just curious

http://online.prevention.com/bodyodors/list/16.shtml

Hope you have a NICE smelling day :)

"Lions & Tigers & BEER Oh My!"

May 1,2010 can't come soon enough!

I am super excited about this event.

Animals, Beer, Friends, Beer, The Dan Band, Beer & more Beer

"Beeeeeeeeeeer!" ~ Wooooooooooo Hoooooooo!

I got Piz-aid today so looks like I will be purchasing my ticket...a little dilema though - I am debating whether to spend some extra dough on the VIP tickets.

VIP includes Unlimited Cerrrrr-veza & catered food!!!!!

SOUNDS like a Weeeeee-ner* to me!

If you are interested check out the website:

http://microapp.miaminewtimes.com/zoobrew/

I swear I think they should pay me because I have been advertising this event to everyone!

HOLE-Y Pants

A few weeks ago I was having a NORMAL day at work. I decided to go out for lunch and went to one of my FAVE places...BOSTON MARKET

So I get back to work and I don't know what the heck makes me decide to rub my butt...maybe I felt a slight breeze because as I rub my boot-ay I realize there is a hole in my pants! OUT of all places right where the chocolate *starfish* is!!!!

LITERALLY I had HOLE-Y PANTS on!!!!!

I was mortified bc Lord knows how long I had this hole in my pants.

This picture was taken when I got home

This is a TMI fact but I was wearing RED underwear! OF ALL DAYS!!!!!

In continuation of my story...I post my STATUS on facebook

::See BELOW::

I took one of my friends advise ....



So my STAR Post-Its saved the day :)

FYI - I didn't leave work early....I stayed working like the good employee that I am. A big hole in my pants won't stop me!!!!

So that's my story....

Pardon the picture below...I was in a SILLY mood

Pooper Scooperness at its best

I don't know what this TIME change has done to me....but not only have I been exhausted all the time BUT I am in total POOPER SCOOPER mood!
It could be the time change, high levels of stress @ work or the GHOST in my place...yes a FREAKING ghost that likes to change the channels to my TV and turn it on and off!!!!! CREEEEEEEEEEPY!
For those of you who don't know...I live alone! No rommie, no cat or dog! All I got is my TAP FISH APP on IPHONE (literally my savior during these spooky encounters)

Being that my Pooper-Scooperness shows in my writing and "ME NO LIKE!" I have avoided blogging. You readers don't want to read me ramble on about saga-drama crap you want "UP BEAT" - Happy Go Lucky stuff! You know like ::Spirit FINGERSSSSSS:: type of blogging!

I have been pretty busy with school , work & social life. I am hoping to take a moment this weekend and finally finish all my BLOG DRAFTS! I have some pretty good stuff here's a heads up of what's to come

- HOLE-Y Pants
- In Case of the Flies
- "Adventure begins" with the Lil Bro Man

Those are the 3 that should be posted by Sunday ::CROSSING MY FINGERS::

Hope all you LOVELIES are having a great week so far.
Happy HUMP-ETY Hump Day!


TOODLES.....from Pooper Scooper Mady!

OOpps She's done it again...and I'm not talking about Britney!

Lady Gaga!
She is totally bad ass!
If you haven't seen the video for Telephone take a look-see below!

I love her drag queen like weirdness as much as I love her songs!
Who else can make the CAT CLAW dance look cool? Well besides me...Lady Gaga!

LOVE HER!!! A-LOT!!!! It would be a DREAM if I could be a dancer in one of her music videos....I absolutely love how theatrical she is with everything she does...did I mention I LOVE HER?
:)

Story behind a picture

I met this Piggy who I named Wilber @ the "Little Farm" on Sunday
I was working on my PHOTOGRAPHIC skills....lol
Farm animals remind me of my childhood...I felt at home here :)

Shorty's BBQ did my body GOOD!

My Saturdays usually consist of a little bit of everything. You know like ...

Sleeping in past 8 AM * House work * A never ending list of errands * Good eating * Hanging out with friends

This particular Saturday consisted of :

Sleeping in till 11 AM w/ a minor hangover from the previous nights SAKI BOMB frenzy - Dragging ass around the house for hours - Minimal house work - A trip to the bookstore - AMAZING hangover cure lunch with the BESTIE @ Shorty's BBQ!

FYI people...HUNGOVER? Hit up Shorty's!

Whats better than their OUTSTANDING Butter-i-fic Corn on the Cob, Ice Tea, coleslaw & Baby Back Ribs?

:: What was left of my corn on the cob ... Heeee Heeee! ::

*Ladies*Sushi*Saki*Shots*Bunny Dance*

It was a Chilly Friday night in Miami and after a long week my lady friends & I decided that dinner and drinks were definitely needed

FYI :

I have the most amazing girlfriends...we are so MUCH FUN...seriously we are a BLAST!

We headed to Mary Brickell Village in Downtown and decided to eat at Abokado ::I think it's secretly named after AVOCADO but that's just me::

**My Quick critic of Abokado**

It was good, not great BUT the company and SAKI BOMBS made it Oh So Wonderful!

We dined on:
Edamme - Casava Chips w/ some spicy ginger sauce - Tuna & Salmon Tartare
Amaya Rolls :wasabi pea encrusted, salmon, avocado,cream cheese & ume-sweet chile sauce
Bossa Nova Rolls : tempura shrimp, cucumber,asian pear, salmon, chipolte crema
Temptation Roll : shrimp, avocado, cucumber, masago, spicy tuna, chili garlic sauce & tempura flakes
Some SPECIAL thing the chef made which we just called "Party in my mouth"

For Dessert we had Churros with mango, caramel, white chocolate dipping sauce...I renamed the dish to "Pee-Pee Chongs Dulce!"

During our dining experience we made sure to wash down our food with SAKI BOMBS!

My mouth was salivating all day just thinking about those two precious words SAKE & BOMB!

Our night didn't end after dinner...The night was young...HELL we are YOUNG so lets Dance!!!!!!

We went to Blue Martini where we danced, had lemon drop shots, danced with the old man from "UP" & confirmed that the BUNNY/Rabbit Dance is a sure bet to pick up chicks!!!!

No Caption or explanation required

I found this on flickr.

Nothing needs to be said

:)

Story behind a picture

Nothing crazy or funny...just a picture of a coconut tree in front of my house taken on one of the most BEAUTIFUL Sunday's

I was reminded this day why

I LOVE MIAMI ... weather

* 2/28/10 *

TARGET...it's the DEVIL

What is it about TARGET??? Is it the red decor...the bull eyes logo...the little dog in all the commercials

I really think it's that $1 section as soon as you walk in!

ALL I know is that it's dangerous! I can not walk out of that store without buying something I don't need!

DO I really need the following?

• Glades Plug-ins (FYI super expensive but has my pad smelling LOVELY)
• Febreeze scented Mr.Clean Magic Eraser
• Bra (Tried it on at home and gave me TORPEDO boobs...BLUGHHH! - RETURNNN)
• Granola Bars
• Lip Gloss
• Kelly Pickler CD (it was on sale)
• Dish Towels

I didn't get any of the above because I told myself to stay clear of all those sections on my next visit! I did just that! I went last Saturday to simply get a gift card...and ended spending $100 "AAAAAHHHHHH!" I decided to glance through the clothing sections! I will admit I bought the cutest stuff

LIKE THESE SHOES

:: TOO CUTE ::

BUT for the girl who lives on a BUDGET that $100 is now going to cost me...BROWN BAGGING ALL week (so I say ... PSHHHHHHHH Yeah right!)

"Money wasn't tight but it wasn't like...it wasn't right"

So yeah Target is the devil on my pocket ..... TARGET please know I don't hate YOU I HEART you so very much...but you are taking a toll on my wallet :(

GUESS WHAT????
I got my jeggings on my lil Target shopping spree. Got those babies for $12.99

"WHOOOOOOOOT WHOOTTTTTTT"