Herp Don't Hurt

Thats right people and the syph don't stick!
The things I come up with when I am drunk BLOW my mind!

I had a quick minute and thought I would share........
And my sharing will now turn into a FULL POST!!!! I got an instant urge of inspiration!
I haven't blogged not because there hasn't been anything to BLOG about but I haven't been inspired at allllllllllllllll!

Recently my inspiration has been getting my FAT ASS in shape! I started off with walking four miles almost daily - then I said let me jog a little. FYI I hate running! Why because it's always been uncomfortable due to the Tig-Ol-Bitties! In the past few weeks I have actually impressed myself by running half a mile and dieing to running 2 miles and feeling like I might die.
In 3 weeks I have shed 7lbs and have been taking before/after pics ::DISCLAIMER:: My results aren't like those of Hydrocycut yet but slowly inching my way there. I mean not having PANTY burn for over 2 weeks means I have trimmed in the waist line!
My usual routine now is 3.5 miles fast pace walking and a little over a mile of jogging.
I feel great! Especially because I have set a goal to be in a marathon by the end of the year. I gave up on making my WEIGHT which is just a # be my goal. Even though I will admit I weigh myself religiously and am obsessed with seeing that # get lower :)

My current obsession is Grey's Anatomy. I know it came out in 2005 but I am now watching it, thanks to Netflix INSTANT movie watching! I have been crashing every night after 1 am because I can't stop. I am half way through season 2 - there are 27 episodes!!! I am excited to catch up to its current day episodes.

Wow I definitely wrote more than I anticipated....bon voyage suckers!
Won't be making any meaningless statements like "I should be blogging more...blah blah blah"
I will blog when I can blog!

Is it just me?

Every year there are the HOT TOYS that every kid and their want!

In my day (being 1982 - 1992) The IT toys I owned and my mom made sure to get me were:

Anything Barbie, The Susie Scribble Doll, Cabbage Patch dolls, Rainbow Brite stuff, My Little Pony, Wuzzies, Heman and Shera, Gem....I can go on and on.

I had a younger brother and witnessed the Power Ranger, Ninja Turtle and Barney Craze. I even slightly witnessed the whole ELMO craziness.

If you don't have kids or are around kids you probably don't know much about whats IN.

Well feast your eyes on this YR's TOP Toys

NOW OBSERVE .... and allow this THING to register in your brain

NOW is it just me or does this toy have some DSL's?

Maybe I am a perv but seriously this toy looks like its ready for a GOOD OL' Time

The DASH Sistas

I find it interesting how there are certain celebrities who have become famous just for being famous.

With that being said I would trade places any day with any of the Kardashian girls ... well maybe not Kourtney because I wouldn't be able to deal with DUMBASS SCOTT!

I love all three sisters and if I could be morphed into a DASH girl I would like the following:

Kourtneys Face - Kims Body - Khloes personality

If I can't get any of the above can I at least get their hair....or paycheck?

The Day AFTER I STUFFED MY FACE Day

So today is the day after Thanksgiving and I am at work ::Waaaaaaaa::

I had an early start to my day. I have been up since 3 am and I am on 2 hours of sleep! Meaning in a few hours I am going to be a complete JOY!

I have been up since 3 to join in on the BLACK FRIDAY madness.

I was a girl on a mission!

**These Target commercials are the funniest commercials I have seen in a long time***

On my LIST of must gets was a 5pc luggage set on sale from $180 to $38.88 at JC PENNY! It's not like Faaaaaaan-cy but dude $38.88 for a 5 piece luggage set....c'mon it was a steal. I also went to accompany a co-worker of mine who given the MALL's location wanted a partner in crime. See Cutler Ridge Southland Mall is not in the bestest neighborhood. Lets just say

"Hide ya kids, Hide ya wife & Hide ya husbands because they jacking everyone in C.R"

But the memories I have of Old Cutler ridge Mall. She was home to Burdines, Mervins, those play areas that were just sunken carpet sections, the arcade that smelled of feet, crayons and popcorn.

So I am here dreading work.....I have a TON of work but DUDE it's the day after thanksgiving, I am on 2 hours of sleep and all I can think about is we leave early and I want to go back to the mall.

It's the pits man!

BUT I mean on the bright side I leave work at 3, I have a girls movie night, and I have some free time on my hands this weekend to accomplish a bunch of stuff (clean, blog, organize, & DO WHAT I WANT)

Horse Mouth or WAHHH

This year I had NO INTENTIONS of dressing up , but last minute some close friends of mine sent out an EVITE (Monday to be exact) saying that in 5 days they were throwing a Halloween Costume Party!

YOU BET that Excitement kicked in but shortly after I was hit with PANIC!

5 days to put together a costume!?!?

HOLY MOTHER!

You see I am a planner. Especially when it comes to costumes and dressing up. I hate doing things last minute. I didn't want to HALF ass a costume. I mean I came up with some pretty cool ideas but still they were lame and BORING when I really thought about it. I also know that when things are left for last minute you end up paying whatever $$$ to have a somewhat COOL ORIGINAL costume.

I made a trip last night to Walmart which was unsuccessful :(

THEN the stars aligned for me this morning and I made a trip to Party City first thing this morning. THEY OPENED at 8:30 today! THANK GOODNESS!

There were only 3 people in the store. I had all the associates in the store help me (maybe its because I am showing off some cleavage? Who knows)

ANYWAY so we roamed the aisles and the associates were very willing to climb ladders and agree with all my COSTUME ideas

And I have narrowed it down to the following:

HORSE MOUTH Hannah Montana

OR

Snooki "Waaaaaaah!"

I do a good impression of both so either way it should be funny!

Happy Halloween

SUCKA'SSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Gotta Love Sunday Night Football

So as my previous post mentioned I was going to the Dolphin VS Jets Game.

Well my friend Mikey flew down to Miami just for the game and to hang out with his amazing friends.
If you have 15 minutes watch what he put together.

BEFORE YOU WATCH

Yes I was the drunkest one there .... are we surprised?

ENJOY :)

Tailgate 2010 from Mike Mendizabal on Vimeo.

DOLPHINS!

The

Miami Dolphins

that is!

So this Sunday Miami Plays the Jets ::barf::

If you don't know this is a huge game....

1- Miami is 2-0 ::WOOHOO SHOW YOUR ... ::

2- Jets are our biggest rivals

3- Jason Taylor my EX BF left the Doplhins to go the Jets. Talk about a BIG TIME WTF!!!!

I am extremely excited because one I Heart football and I will be at the game! That's right BABY!!! Me and 20 of my closest amigos are doing it BIG! We will be tailgating for about 4-5 hours (grilling burgers, drinking BEER, playing some SURVIVAL Flip Cup) Gonna be a GREAT time! I even asked for the next day off because I know I will probably drink too much, yell too much and not get much sleep since the game will probably end around midnight.

"I am very exciteeeeeeeee!"

2:23 AM

Why the freak am I still
Up? I have been laying in bed since 11:something!
Fridays usually hit me like a ton of bricks and by 10 my eyes start closing like a womens legs after ::insert punch line here::
Its late my creative juice is on E!
I hate nights like this because you think of everything you tell yourself NOT to think about!
Maybe I should take this time and pray and give thanks...or do a few crunches (i need it) But noooooo!

Ohhhhh before I forget I got promoted at work!!!! Woooo hoooo for me!!! Happy Hour anyone?
So yeah I have been working 50-60 hrs a week plus going to school Mon -Thurs. Its been a tinnnnssssyyy winnnnnsy bit crazy!

::yawn:: let me try and take my crazy ass to sleep!

Boo-ya-ka! Keeping it realz yo!
"dont judge me" ;)

Facebook Deactivation

What is a girl to do?

I deactivated my facebook!

Yes that is correct. I found myself logging in at least 10 times a day at work!!!

Not only is it jeopardizing my employment but I just found it useless.

SO hopefully now with my spare time I can blog more :) and utilize twitter!

What is it about ... MAN Scents

AND I am talking about the good kind. Not the gross farts, or that horrid smell when they have been playing out in the sun too long with all their smelly friends ::BARF::

Even though I do find some outdoor manly smells to be sexy.

Example...the smell of grass after they have mowed the lawn how it sticks to their clothes or the smell of TOOLS (like metal or wood) Give me a break it's the best I can do to describe the smell of TOOLS!

::FYI I tried to find a picture online of some hot guy cutting the grass or working on a car but the most HOMO pictures came up...so VISUALIZE for yourself::

BUT The MAN SCENTS I am referring to are the YUMMY SCENTS. I am talking about the way a man smells wearing the cologne...the eau de toilette! Nothing is more yummy than how the lingers on his neck and the inside collar of his shirt...oh and the chest! Which is where if you place your head and nose right in the center you will be engulfed by MANLY SCENT sweetness!

OR even the scent of a good smelling deodorant! NO LIE if my man has the right deodorant and he wraps his arms around me and being that I am short I am in PIT Zone automatically well again if the scent is just right it makes me want to just stick my nose between those pits and take a whiff! I know it sounds gross but seriously so not gross.

I just LOVE LOVE LURVEEEEEEE "MANLY SCENT'S"

So what is it about those manly scents?

If I had the option I would buy Cool Water scented candles and plug ins!

Is it the scent itself that is made with science to make a girls panties drop? Or is it a memory or an affiliation that triggers me to love men scents so much.

Whatever it is .... All I can say about a good smelling man is Mmm.Mmm.Mmmm Hot Diggity DAM!

AND CHILD don't let me start on how much I love the way the back of a mans neck smells right after he gets out of the shower and has used his Old Spice or Irish Springs body wash! I mean a man smells nice and all when he uses my Sweet Pea Bath and Body works stuff but lather on that Old Spice body wash BABY!

You know whats the best though when this LOVELY aroma AKA Man Scent is left behind on your clothes...or if you keep one of his t-shirts (in a non stalker way...Haaaa-low!)

Nothing is sweeter than walking around in his tshirt smelling HIM

Makes me think what do you think Justin Bieber wears? Axe Body Spray or the Usher cologne? I don't know I would cover him up in Violetas Francecas Baby Cologne! IF YOU are reading this and don't know what that is....then you are obviously not LATIN or don't live in "Hialeah's the most beautiful cities in Miami".

I demand if you don't know wassup with the Violetas Google it!

So do you have an answer as to what is it about .... ?