I am ALIVE

SO I was reminded today that I haven't blogged since April 16th - thats 10 days!
I have no valid excuse as to why I haven't been blogging.
TO be honest I have soooooo much to blog about. I have been just been really busy or really lazy the days I am not busy.

The last 10 days have consisted of blog-a-versary celebrations, happy hours on Sunset and happy hours by the ocean, GIRL confessions, bachelorette parties, bridal showers, failed work out attempts which led to more GIRL confessions, a new FRIEND, spring semester ended which leaves me with 2 weeks school free & hanging out with the new FRIEND.

I promise I will post my upcoming events...like this Saturday I have The Brew @ the Zoo which I am really excited about.

Now its HONESTY time.
Any moment I am not busy doing something I can't help but think about how life has changed from a year ago.
BUZZ KILL I know but this Sunday is "what would" have been a momentous anniversary. :*(
Luckily I have plans to have lunch with my momma dukes and aunts. Which I am really looking forward to since I haven't seen my mom since February! NUTS but it is what it is!

On a brighter note I am beyond excited for my NY trip with my ladies in May....NYC BALLS here I come...LOL



Hope you all have a great day and I PINKY PROMISE I will post something more interesting this week....like some PETER PECKER pictures from the bachelorette party I went to :)

Morning Phone Call

I have just pushed the snooze button and am looking forward to my additional 9 minutes of sleep when my phone rings. It's 7:12 am! Who and why is someone calling me so early? I look at the screen and a picture of my dad appears.

First thought "something happened" then a split second later I thought "What does he want now?".

I know that's f'd up but you know that you have certain people who only call to complain or because they want something? Well my dad can sometimes fall under that category.

So I answer the phone and my dad asks if I was sleeping. I obviously answer with a lie "No I was just about to jump in the shower". Why do I have to lie? Because I should be up and already out of the shower AND I didn't want to make him feel bad for waking me up. The conversation goes into the typical "Que me cuentas? Que ay de nuevo?" [TRANSLATION: Tell me something...whats new?]

What caught me off guard is when my dad says to me "Sorry I didn't call you yesterday but I got busy, was stuck in traffic, when I got home it was dark, I ate and I just wanted you to know I didn't forget about you."

Talk about a total AWWWWWWWWWW moment!

I felt like shit after that because there I was when the phone was first ringing thinking "What does this man want?"

My dad may never know but that made my day :)

PASSWORD'S

When I was younger I had passwords that ranged from the name of boys I had crushes on to random things like Cool Tools82, Talons68, Chicken Moo11 and so on. I made sure no one would ever figure out my passwords!

My passwords now are a little more sophisticated.

Now I have about 10 or so different passwords. They get more and more complicated!

* CAPS, non caps, symbols, numbers*

Whats next? Will I have to write on the keyboard upside down or lick the screen for DNA verification?

WHAT I do know is what NOT to use as passwords at work.

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~You think you know but you have no idea....True story~

A few years ago with my old employer I was out sick for a few days and I get a call from my manager.

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It went something like this

Phone ringing

"Do you think your better off alone.....do you think your better off alone?"

[THIS WAS MY RING TONE AT THE TIME]

Mady: ::Cough cough:: Hello

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Manager: HI Madelyn , I am sorry to bother you I know you are sick but we are all locked out of the system and we need you user name and password in order to access the site

{PAUSE}

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Mady: OK...let me see if I remember it (An attempt to stall bc I knew my password very well)

{PAUSE}

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Mady: My user name is Mady123

{PAUSE}

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Mady: And my password is

{PAUSE}

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Mady: I....H...A...T...E...M...Y...J...O...B...69

{CRINGE}

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--MADY TO SELF: "Holy F BOMB!!!"

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Manager: Ok lets give it a minute

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--MADY TO SELF: "OH YESSSSSSS! They didn't catch on to what those letters spell...sweet

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Manager: Repeat the password so I can write it down in case we need it again

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MADY TO SELF: "Faaaaaaaaack!"

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Manager: You know what never mind we are in won't be needing your info anymore. Feel better and you are the best employee in the company :)

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TRUE story people...ok I made up the part about my manager saying I was the best employee in the company, but I know he was thinking it!

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SO word of advice when creating passwords

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Stick to things like:

Unicorn123

GODisGreat48

Blessed444

I_Love_My_Job

Employed4Lyfe

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And stay away from things like:

iIhateMYjob69

GoldenShowers69

TossMySalad

F*ck_My_Boss

Screwed4Lyfe

A random POST is in order

Since yesterday I have been trying to finish this awesome post BUT I have some audio I want to include with it an its not working!!!

UGHHHHHHHHHHH - Ayyyyyyyyyyyy! So frustrated about not being able to post yesterday or today .... it's funny as hell too BUT it needs the AUDIO!



Anyway today I am excited because we are half way there people...to FRIDAY!
It's been a hell of a week...literally!
It doesn't help that Miami's weather is acting all WIGGITY WIGGITY WACK!
On some days, normally weekdays between 8-5 the weather is GORGEOUS.
Then on weekends Mother Nature likes to play Peek A Boo with the sun. Its so bad that I feel like I need to have my bikini in my bag so that when the sun is out I can take advantage and tan.

SO far this week , Monday's weather sucked big monkey balls and yesterday it was nice during the day and when I got out of work and went to go workout it rained and then got super COOL...like wear a sweater cool! WTH!?!?




MIAMI please give me a day filled with sun and extreme UV RAYS --->>>



On a super brighter note....since I have not been alone with having a crappy week my friends and I have organized a Mid Week Happy Hour! YEYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Alcohol is needed in my system now in order to get through Thursday and Friday!

Story behind the picture

Gerber Daisies

striking a pose for me 4*10*10

@ Burrs Berries 50 yr Celebration Strawberry festival

Gorgeous day with my best lady friends & Matt----thewwww!

::Hey METEOROLOGIST get with it! Your shitty weather forecast WAS WRONG!!!::

On this day I witnessed what TRUE ROMANTIC "Make you want to vomit" LOVE looks like at the age of 80!

I also saw some people who have possums as pets (they had their own little carriage & leashes) TOTALLY GAAA-ROSSSS

You're either in or Your'e OUT!

"I've had many people walk into my life and made it great. I've also had many people walk out of my life and made it freaking fantastic!!!"

A friend of mine posted that as his status update on facebook and it got me thinking.....

Even though there have been people who have walked out of my life and left me with a broken heart it was and has been the best thing to ever happen to me. With every heartbreak I feel like amazing things have happened. Not that it hasn't been tough but I feel like I know who Madelyn is. In the end as much as it all hurts I learned to appreciate myself and really value the person that I am. As much as I hate what certain persons have done to me and I don't understand the whole "Everything happens for a reason" saying it remains engraved in my head because I KNOW one day I will get it...and though these lessons are grueling I am slowly starting to get it...I think!

No Pain No Gain I suppose.

So a big F' You to the A'Holes who have caused me pain but with my F'You also THANK YOU for doing me the favor of walking out because now I have the opportunity to find REAL LOVE and be truly happy :)

I will close out this blogging session with a SONG......

I cheated with a Colombian Wiener!

Yes you heard me I CHEATED with a big COLOMBIAN WIENER!!!!

Now for you sicko-s out there thinking with the wrong head....the kind of wiener I am referring to is a

::Insert New York accent here::

Hwwwwwat Dwaaaaaaag!

So how was I cheating?

My friends & I have been working on our fitness and watching what we eat to prepare our Beach Bodies that have gone into hiding...Like Osama Bin Laden hiding!

My motivation for searching for this long lost BEACH BOD occurred was while looking at some pics from my trip to the Water Rapids.

HOLY F' BOMB! WHAT a wake up call!

I was like "Girlfriend! That relaxed muscle situation you got going in the abdomen is not cute...you be looking 4 months pregnant with twins!"

SO I have been working out pretty hardcore and eating right all week.

FYI & prob a lil TMI but my legs and thighs hurt so much that I rethink having to go pee to avoid doing anything that may resemble a squat position!

Now enough about that...

Allow me to introduce you to the Colombian Wiener that stole my heart

"Yellow Dog"

::provolone cheese, ketchup, mayo, mustard, pineapple sauce, their homemade sauce and crushed potato chips::

This marvelous Wiener is all thanks to the Yellow Submarine food truck

Food trucks have become the "IT" thing in Miami now FYI

You will find me posing with my Wiener/Lover for the night & yes a Diet Coke...it helps fight the fat....DUHHHHH!?!?!?!?!

Large Dosage Needed

I consider myself to be one hell of a fighter.

I have that "POSITIVE" attitude and I always have a good quote & analogies that would blow your mind...I impress myself sometimes

The past year has been by far the roughest year of my life! It has been so extreme - from the highest highs to the lowest lows.

CRAZY how quickly things change.

::So word of advise ::

Don't take things for granted because they can change so fast!

During my ROUGH times yeah I have handled things well and have kept it together for the most part because I have learned that if I make myself out to be the VICTIM I will be one.

When everyone would expect me to be a broken mess I have surprised and impressed them with my ability to move on and stay positive but in reality the girl with the big smile all the time ... has some not so happy - lonely times.

Don't get me wrong - I am good...not suicidal or anything I just I feel really lonely.

WHY WOULD I SAY THAT? I know that sounds insane considering that my entourage always consists of 7 plus people & yes I am aware that I am lucky and I am so extremely fortunate to have the friends that I have. They literally helped SAVE a lost and broken girl when she got caught in the strong currents of life and felt like she was being taken under.

I know I know...Boo Freaking Hooo "Cry me a RIVER" STFU but people don't understand that being happy go lucky is a lot of work.

It definitely takes a heck load of

Why???

Well because on days that all I want to do is cry and have my own PITY PARTY I have to put on my armor & smile to face the world.

I know no ones asks me to be this way but who would want to be around me if I were the Party Pooper all the time? Besides I prefer to be this way than a downer.

::On my knees with hands clasped together::

God,

Hi it's Madelyn...sorry for the constant bothering lately but I need your help in more ways than one. Tonight I will keep it simple. Can you do me a favor...call Walgreens and let them know I need a refill on that heavy duty stuff STR-ENGTH and to up the dosage please? I really need it right now. Thanks...you know I love you and I'll be with your Home Boy Pastor Pedro on Saturday...SO I guess we will be talking...G'night - Amen"

Water Rapids

This past weekend I had lots of "Fun in the SUN" to say the least

Saturday my peeps & I met up for breakfast at Lots of Lox in which we grubbed on omelette's, bagels, banana nut pancakes, coffee...the works or maybe it was just me that was a total fat-assy and grubbed!

I had to make sure to be fueled for our trip up to West Palm Beach

So.............
We got our CARAVAN in gear and did the 1hr 40 minute drive and arrived to our destination

Our reason for the outing was to celebrate this beautiful ladies birthday!

Feliz Cumpleano

We lub you

ZURI

A few things that must be said to RECAP our day:

FORCEPS - Catch Phrase - Hiiiiimmmmyyyyyyyyy - ATTACK of the Spermies - "So does this mean I have to hang out with you guys all day SOBER?" - You people -Green Tea Vodka to the rescue - Big Thunder "Yellow & Blue..Yellow & Blue!"

An AMAZINGGGGGGGGGG Day with Great People who I have the pleasure of calling MY FRIENDS!

{ We were being attacked by the Spermies }

My friends really are BAD ASS

I HEART THEM

KK.B

KK.B = Krispy Kreme Burger

I went, I ate, I conquered!

{I conquered HALF-Mrs.Boots & I split one BUT I SO could have eaten a whole one}

WHAT CAN I SAY ... I am a "Fattttt-Assssss-y!"

There will be a future post of all the other goodies I indulged in at the

Miami Dade County Youth Fair

"Be there the fair! It's All THERRREEEEEEE!"