Friday, October 29, 2010

Horse Mouth or WAHHH

This year I had NO INTENTIONS of dressing up , but last minute some close friends of mine sent out an EVITE (Monday to be exact) saying that in 5 days they were throwing a Halloween Costume Party!

YOU BET that Excitement kicked in but shortly after I was hit with PANIC!
5 days to put together a costume!?!?
HOLY MOTHER!

You see I am a planner. Especially when it comes to costumes and dressing up. I hate doing things last minute. I didn't want to HALF ass a costume. I mean I came up with some pretty cool ideas but still they were lame and BORING when I really thought about it. I also know that when things are left for last minute you end up paying whatever $$$ to have a somewhat COOL ORIGINAL costume.

I made a trip last night to Walmart which was unsuccessful :(
THEN the stars aligned for me this morning and I made a trip to Party City first thing this morning. THEY OPENED at 8:30 today! THANK GOODNESS!
There were only 3 people in the store. I had all the associates in the store help me (maybe its because I am showing off some cleavage? Who knows)
ANYWAY so we roamed the aisles and the associates were very willing to climb ladders and agree with all my COSTUME ideas
And I have narrowed it down to the following:
HORSE MOUTH Hannah Montana



OR

Snooki "Waaaaaaah!"



I do a good impression of both so either way it should be funny!

Happy Halloween
SUCKA'SSSSSSSSSSSS!!!




Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Gotta Love Sunday Night Football

So as my previous post mentioned I was going to the Dolphin VS Jets Game.

Well my friend Mikey flew down to Miami just for the game and to hang out with his amazing friends.
If you have 15 minutes watch what he put together.

BEFORE YOU WATCH

Yes I was the drunkest one there .... are we surprised?

ENJOY :)


Tailgate 2010 from Mike Mendizabal on Vimeo.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

DOLPHINS!

The
Miami Dolphins
that is!


So this Sunday Miami Plays the Jets ::barf::
If you don't know this is a huge game....
1- Miami is 2-0 ::WOOHOO SHOW YOUR ... ::
2- Jets are our biggest rivals

3- Jason Taylor my EX BF left the Doplhins to go the Jets. Talk about a BIG TIME WTF!!!!


I am extremely excited because one I Heart football and I will be at the game! That's right BABY!!! Me and 20 of my closest amigos are doing it BIG! We will be tailgating for about 4-5 hours (grilling burgers, drinking BEER, playing some SURVIVAL Flip Cup) Gonna be a GREAT time! I even asked for the next day off because I know I will probably drink too much, yell too much and not get much sleep since the game will probably end around midnight.
"I am very exciteeeeeeeee!"

Friday, September 17, 2010

2:23 AM

Why the freak am I still
Up? I have been laying in bed since 11:something!
Fridays usually hit me like a ton of bricks and by 10 my eyes start closing like a womens legs after ::insert punch line here::
Its late my creative juice is on E!
I hate nights like this because you think of everything you tell yourself NOT to think about!
Maybe I should take this time and pray and give thanks...or do a few crunches (i need it) But noooooo!

Ohhhhh before I forget I got promoted at work!!!! Woooo hoooo for me!!! Happy Hour anyone?
So yeah I have been working 50-60 hrs a week plus going to school Mon -Thurs. Its been a tinnnnssssyyy winnnnnsy bit crazy!

::yawn:: let me try and take my crazy ass to sleep!

Boo-ya-ka! Keeping it realz yo!
"dont judge me" ;)

Monday, August 30, 2010

Facebook Deactivation

What is a girl to do?
I deactivated my facebook!
Yes that is correct. I found myself logging in at least 10 times a day at work!!!
Not only is it jeopardizing my employment but I just found it useless.
SO hopefully now with my spare time I can blog more :) and utilize twitter!

Sunday, August 22, 2010

What is it about ... MAN Scents

AND I am talking about the good kind. Not the gross farts, or that horrid smell when they have been playing out in the sun too long with all their smelly friends ::BARF::


Even though I do find some outdoor manly smells to be sexy.
Example...the smell of grass after they have mowed the lawn how it sticks to their clothes or the smell of TOOLS (like metal or wood) Give me a break it's the best I can do to describe the smell of TOOLS!

::FYI I tried to find a picture online of some hot guy cutting the grass or working on a car but the most HOMO pictures came up...so VISUALIZE for yourself::


BUT The MAN SCENTS I am referring to are the YUMMY SCENTS. I am talking about the way a man smells wearing the cologne...the eau de toilette! Nothing is more yummy than how the lingers on his neck and the inside collar of his shirt...oh and the chest! Which is where if you place your head and nose right in the center you will be engulfed by MANLY SCENT sweetness!
OR even the scent of a good smelling deodorant! NO LIE if my man has the right deodorant and he wraps his arms around me and being that I am short I am in PIT Zone automatically well again if the scent is just right it makes me want to just stick my nose between those pits and take a whiff! I know it sounds gross but seriously so not gross.



I just LOVE LOVE LURVEEEEEEE "MANLY SCENT'S"

So what is it about those manly scents?
If I had the option I would buy Cool Water scented candles and plug ins!
Is it the scent itself that is made with science to make a girls panties drop? Or is it a memory or an affiliation that triggers me to love men scents so much.
Whatever it is .... All I can say about a good smelling man is Mmm.Mmm.Mmmm Hot Diggity DAM!






AND CHILD don't let me start on how much I love the way the back of a mans neck smells right after he gets out of the shower and has used his Old Spice or Irish Springs body wash! I mean a man smells nice and all when he uses my Sweet Pea Bath and Body works stuff but lather on that Old Spice body wash BABY!
You know whats the best though when this LOVELY aroma AKA Man Scent is left behind on your clothes...or if you keep one of his t-shirts (in a non stalker way...Haaaa-low!)
Nothing is sweeter than walking around in his tshirt smelling HIM
Makes me think what do you think Justin Bieber wears? Axe Body Spray or the Usher cologne? I don't know I would cover him up in Violetas Francecas Baby Cologne! IF YOU are reading this and don't know what that is....then you are obviously not LATIN or don't live in "Hialeah's the most beautiful cities in Miami".
I demand if you don't know wassup with the Violetas Google it!
So do you have an answer as to what is it about .... ?

Stay Tuned

Helllll-low daaaa-re!
So FYI I will Soon be posting my "What is it with" blog segments!!!
Looks like in the upcoming weeks Things will be changing meaning I will be blogging!!!!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Hi ... remember me?

Listening to: Beyonce "Sasha Fierce" Disk 1 (the slow sappy one)
Currently: Blogging
What was I doing: An hour ago .... Cleaning like a maniac since I haven't really been home , hence the non blogging


So whats up guys?
As for me...believe it or not...nothing too exciting.
Since my last post about my birthday I have just layed low
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A few highlights to fill you in on since I've been M.I.A:
- I went to NYC where I had a SATC Girls weekend. It was so cool. It was a nice chill weekend. Great food, great company, and overall a great escape from Miami.
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- I have been to the movies just about every weekend (saw Karate Kid & honestly way better than I thought...Not only did I see it in the theatre but I will rent it when it comes out - enough said!)
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-I have been eating tons of sweets which is so not cute for my bikini body. My MALE friend has a bigger sweet tooth than me which is good & bad. GOOD because I don't feel like a total fat ass for having cupcakes and ice cream. BAD because if I get a late night 12 a.m craving he won't stop me which is possibly why I have gained like what feels like 10 lbs since April not the case but it feels like it
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- I went to visit my older brother up in Melbourne, Florida with my dad for Fathers Day, Got to see my nieces and nephew and boy do I feel like I miss so much with them living far away. This trip made me realize how much I miss them. They are so big. They truly are my hearts. I can't imagine what it will feel like the day I have my own children!
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- I have been seeing/dating someone. Which is the reference to MALE friend above. Well he & I have been hanging out A LOT. He makes me feel special and overall its REALLY NICE . He makes me :) & I am happy so I will keep you posted on where this leads!
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Que mas......well this weekend I am getting away and heading to Ft.Myers with some of the crew. Should be lots of fun. Escapes are always good.
My intentions are to BLOG regularly and I know I have made those promises before BUT I plan on following through!

Friday, May 21, 2010

Made in the 80's

I turned the BIG 2-8 during my absence from blogging.

I was brought into this world on May 11,1982.... literally this day a *STAR* was born :)
I was made in the 80's baby and celebrated my birthday in an 80's kind of way!

Skating + Liquor + Amazing friends dressing in their best 80's gear =
Pure Awesomeness!
::I came out with a busted lip and bruises everywhere to prove it!::

This Birthday Celebration was hands down one of the funnest
I came up with the idea to have an 80's Skate BDAY Jam and NOT FOR NOTHING but it was a genius idea on my part. I also decided to make it a joint celebration with one of my bestest buddies Duy since our BDAYS are only 6 days apart!


Heads up....the pics do no justice for how AWESOME the night was :)
BELOW are the BIRTHDAY People

Yours Truly & Duy
That's right I am a F'ing LADY

Friday, May 7, 2010

I Soooo HEART Fridays

Haaaaaa-lowwwwwwwwww People! I have been missing I know, I know! I am a terrible blogger!
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"Fridays"
Are just amazing aren't they?
Something about Fridays but you can feel it in the air.
I know for a fact that I am exuding HAPPINESS :)


On Fridays everyone says good morning with a genuine smile
People have a natural pep in their step on Fridays!
At work on Fridays my coworkers are humming tunes, laughing, & they are not stingy or greedy.
They bring loafs of Cuban bread and pastelitos to help with the diet!

{ Proof of the CUBAN BREAD ... Too bad no one likes the BUTT }



Friday is to me what Justin Bieber is to a 12 yr old girl!!!!
Hands in the air!
Screaming!
Throwing panties!
Yelling out...
"I lovvvvvve You Friday!!!!!!"